Citizen: Friend Computer, we had an excellent time playing PARANOIA, now can we get back to D&D?
Friend Computer: Why Citizen, Why would you want to play D&D, when you can be playing Paranoia instead?
Citizen: Yeah bu-
Friend Computer: Arguing with the Friend Computer is treason citizen.
Citizen: Look I enjoy both games but I do want to do D&D, can you at least give me a reason?
Friend Computer: Certainly Citizen, what is your clearance color?
Citzen: er... Red?
Friend Computer: I am sorry citizen but a higher clearance is required to know that information
Citizen: ....
Working and planning next week adventure will lead to Paranoia AGAIN this week. Have a nice day!
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So, so true.
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